This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Yours Sincerely,
The Dog
22 comments:
OH MY GOSH....now there is One Pissed off Cat!!! :)
Yes, the cat is most definitely NOT happy, but the dog...he's killin' himself!!!
I'm no cat lover (with a few adorable exceptions) so I was already laughing when I read "signed, the Dog" and I just lost it--LOL!
Very funny. I hope everybody understands that you are joking :-))
Yes I favor dogs too.
Ok here's a another take advantage of cat story - in video form.
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I can't stop laughing-that was soooo funny. Had to call my hubby in for the story and the photos. Maybe I found it funny because I'm not a pet lover but it was well written. I'm still laughing...lol!
haha, I laughed at this one! Oh, my! You made my day, Sylvia.
Oh gosh! This was a killer laugh to start off my morning! Hilarious! Thanks for my day opener.
OMG! That cat does look mighty pissed off! I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard at 3 in the afternoon. Muchas gracias!
That cat will remember this for a loooong time!!!
I am so laughing my head off...that was hilarious!!!!
I'm crying too!!!!!
Really funny, and the picture of the cat and the dog are too much. I have two cats who are really sweet, so I would not try that on them.
Sylvia, there are way too many cat lovers in the blogosphere to disseminate this joke...be careful, they'll come after you! :)
LOL. The beauty of it is that all you need to do to get back in the cat's good graces is feed it.
hey girl, now that is hilarious :)
monikarose
that is really sinister !! the dog that is ... !!! ROFLOL
ROFL!! Thats simply amazing!
Cats are petrified of water and they wash themselves by licking themselves, they do not need to be bathed by us.
And it is common to kill kittens by drowning them. This post reminded me of two kitten I picked from a dirty drain (in Kerala) they had stuck in the bushes on the side of the drain (maybe their other siblings had drowned)- they were dirty but as frightened as this sad looking cat :(
lol...hilarious...thank you Sylvia!!
Stopped by on my way to your ABC post.....this is HILARIOUS! The picture of the dog is the best part. Just had to share it with hubby - who laughed himself silly.
Hilarious. That poor pathetic wet kitty makes me laugh, even though I'm a cat lover. On the rare occasion that we have to wash one of our cats, they look like little drowned rats. And they glare at us with just that expression.
This was so funny! And the doggy shot says it all.
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