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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Humorous Hints for the Morning

How to wash a toilet

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.



Yours Sincerely,

The Dog

22 comments:

Sistertex said...

OH MY GOSH....now there is One Pissed off Cat!!! :)

Deborah Godin said...

Yes, the cat is most definitely NOT happy, but the dog...he's killin' himself!!!

Susan at Stony River said...

I'm no cat lover (with a few adorable exceptions) so I was already laughing when I read "signed, the Dog" and I just lost it--LOL!

Marie said...

Very funny. I hope everybody understands that you are joking :-))

Bill Lisleman said...

Yes I favor dogs too.

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Great Grandma Lin said...

I can't stop laughing-that was soooo funny. Had to call my hubby in for the story and the photos. Maybe I found it funny because I'm not a pet lover but it was well written. I'm still laughing...lol!

Anonymous said...

haha, I laughed at this one! Oh, my! You made my day, Sylvia.

Kay said...

Oh gosh! This was a killer laugh to start off my morning! Hilarious! Thanks for my day opener.

Sujatha Bagal said...

OMG! That cat does look mighty pissed off! I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard at 3 in the afternoon. Muchas gracias!

Roshni said...

That cat will remember this for a loooong time!!!

Peggy said...

I am so laughing my head off...that was hilarious!!!!
I'm crying too!!!!!

Vagabonde said...

Really funny, and the picture of the cat and the dog are too much. I have two cats who are really sweet, so I would not try that on them.

maryt/theteach said...

Sylvia, there are way too many cat lovers in the blogosphere to disseminate this joke...be careful, they'll come after you! :)

K. said...

LOL. The beauty of it is that all you need to do to get back in the cat's good graces is feed it.

MonikaRose said...

hey girl, now that is hilarious :)
monikarose

Anonymous said...

that is really sinister !! the dog that is ... !!! ROFLOL

Winnie the poohi said...

ROFL!! Thats simply amazing!

Anonymous said...

Cats are petrified of water and they wash themselves by licking themselves, they do not need to be bathed by us.
And it is common to kill kittens by drowning them. This post reminded me of two kitten I picked from a dirty drain (in Kerala) they had stuck in the bushes on the side of the drain (maybe their other siblings had drowned)- they were dirty but as frightened as this sad looking cat :(

♥ Braja said...

lol...hilarious...thank you Sylvia!!

Karyn said...

Stopped by on my way to your ABC post.....this is HILARIOUS! The picture of the dog is the best part. Just had to share it with hubby - who laughed himself silly.

Frankie Anon said...

Hilarious. That poor pathetic wet kitty makes me laugh, even though I'm a cat lover. On the rare occasion that we have to wash one of our cats, they look like little drowned rats. And they glare at us with just that expression.

Indrani said...

This was so funny! And the doggy shot says it all.

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