Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt .."
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep More soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
13 comments:
I thought the 60+ guys with hot chicks was usually found from the french movies. This was a total laughfest even though the 60 year mark is still far away in my future. Happy bird...:)
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Very funny, but mostly true
Thanks for the chuckle! :)
Sylvia, you must have been pretty wild in your younger years. In fact I am certain you could most of us a run for the money right now.
Love the 'happy' bird!!
I'm still laughing Sylvia, the bird looks really fed up.
Hi Sylvia,
I enjoyed the Q&A, especially the menopause and the Bible one!
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I resemble those remarks.
All good ones, Sylvia. Thanks!
Thanks, I needed a laugh! I especially liked the reference to the Bible: Mary and Joseph! haha
lol! those were hilarious!
Awesome collection!
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