I hope you will enjoy. Have a great day!
These classified ads actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day...
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER .
8-years old.. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
And the best one?:
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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12 comments:
Hilarious! I can't pick a fave!!
Very fun.
Sherry
My favorites are the wedding dress and the one about the cattle but they are all hilarious. You did make me smile on sort of dreary day here. Thanks.
its really cool.
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I'm not only smiling. Those were great!!
Thanks for the smiles. They're all very funny.
Sunny :)
The last one is a classic! And that gay bull - too funny!
I LOVE the GA peaches, CA grown.
Thank you, thank you, thank you and have a wonderful day!
LOL ... thanks so much for the laughter this afternoon. I read them all in my reader and then again when I clicked on over to leave a comment ... just the break I needed!
Hugs and blessings,
LOL, Thanks for giving me some laughs for today. I might be interested in that 1/2 Cocker Spaniel/ 1/2 "sneaky neighbor's dog" :)
Beautiful images for ABC Wednesday--I'm not ready for fall yet, but it does seem just around the corner.
lol! that was howlarious!!!!
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