1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why
some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule:
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90%
probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, some taxi would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit
in a boat all day drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
Sylvia's world in thoughts and pictures
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I'm interested in almost everything. Use to like to travel, but it's too expensive now. I take Tai Chi classes, swim, volunteer in a Jump-start program for pre-schoolers. I'm an avid reader and like nearly everyone these days I follow politics avidly. I'm a former teacher and Special Projects Coordinator for a Telecommunications company, Assistant to the President of a Japanese silicon wafer manufacturing company. Am now enjoying retirement -- most of the time. I have two daughters, one son-in-law and two sons scattered all over the country. No grandchildren.
13 comments:
These are a hoot, Sylvia. I can relate to number 14 and have the bruises to prove it. ;)
well, now that we all know....hahaha great post!
Very amusing! I liked #15.
Have a great weekend.
Sunny :)
I haven't heard most of these. I especially like the first one, but thanks for all of them.
No 1,7,8,9,14 are my fav...funny and very true...enjoyed the post.
Brilliant - and, unfortunately, too often true. That Murphy!
Very good...and very true!!
hahah! Love the first one!!
Holey Moley! These are too too fabulous! I loved each and every one! Thanks for perking up my Friday!
What a funny way to start my day. Thanks.
I love them all! Thanks, and have a great weekend.
It just started raining here. I guess we'll need indoor fun.
That was like...well, funny. It was a total riot from beginning to the end.
Great stuff Sylvia - so obvious when you think about it . . . ;-)
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