A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book.
"I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball," the young woman said.
He replied, "Oregon State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back into his patrol car and left.
Way to go, Girl!!!
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I'm interested in almost everything. Use to like to travel, but it's too expensive now. I take Tai Chi classes, swim, volunteer in a Jump-start program for pre-schoolers. I'm an avid reader and like nearly everyone these days I follow politics avidly. I'm a former teacher and Special Projects Coordinator for a Telecommunications company, Assistant to the President of a Japanese silicon wafer manufacturing company. Am now enjoying retirement -- most of the time. I have two daughters, one son-in-law and two sons scattered all over the country. No grandchildren.
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LOL! Nice laugh for a Friday night!
..go†ta be quick on the draw...
Go girl go :)
Took him a moment, then he had to make a dignified withdrawal. LOL
-- K
Kay, Alberta, Canada
An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel
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Ack! That's hilarious!
Good one, Sylivia! I sure needed a good LOL to end the day! I haven't been pulled over in a long time, but I think I'll make a PostIt Note and stick it on my Dash. Even tho the speed limit has been raised to 75 on the back roads of West Texas, I sometimes exceed that on my way to Fort Stockton. I hope the Texas Rangers don't have any....Ahem...Dances either!
I have one to share (though not as hilarious):
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.
I don't think its good for me to laugh so hard so early in the morning.
Between you, your photos, your quotes, Mark Twain, your site is always a pleasure to visit.
I am getting over a cold, and so happy to sit and look at beautiful photos.
cheers
My Skies !
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
(The inquiring mind of «Louis la Vache» wonders where you got that...)
;-D
Excellent! Think before you speak . . .
Cute!
Ha, ha! Great way to get out of a ticket.
nope, he apparently didn't have any.
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