A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book.
"I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball," the young woman said.
He replied, "Oregon State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back into his patrol car and left.
Way to go, Girl!!!