Nymphomaniac Convention
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane..
He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat ... As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his..
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston "
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name.."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
14 comments:
Hilarious, Sylvia!
And on the topic of stories: I wrote a collection of short (mostly romantical) stories and had it published. Unfortunately it's in Dutch but a translation is in the making. If you like you can check http://www.lulu.com/spotlicht/Terrebel for details. And maybe run the info through Google Translate? Looking forward to friday!
Thanks for the chuckle. I guess we need to give that man created for being a quick thinker!
Barry and I are both giggling like maniacs here :-)
Hehehe! It may be old but I've never heard it before. :)
Ha Ha Ha....Go Bubba!!!
chuckle, chuckle.
I hadn't heard this one before. The punchline took me by surprise and I had a real good chuckle. Thanks Sylvia.
Good one! Thanks for the chuckle!
lol! thank you for the laughs!
I hadn't read this one before, either, Sylvia. It's hilarious. I love the punchline. Yes, a quick thinker.
-- K
Kay, Alberta, Canada
An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel
That made me laugh out loud, Sylvia. Thank you so much.
Took a bit of explanation from my hubby... ha ha!
Ha, ha! I heard this joke and his name was then Winnetou Levi. Funny in any case!
Ha! I love it! Quick thinker, that man! LOL!
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