A Brief Break and Some Early Humor for the Week!

The last ten  days have been really busy to the point of being frantic, plus I discovered yesterday that what I thought was a just a bit of sunburn from my time at the beach ten days ago is actually sun poisoning hence all my discomfort lately. So, I'm taking a break today -- will be back with an ABC post next week and today I'll share some humor and funnies that one of my good friends keeps me supplied with.

Two comments that I've heard about the recent earthquake felt in Washington DC:

1) Some scientists in the Obama administration have now labeled the
earthquake "Bush's Fault".

2) Many other scientists are theorizing that it wasn't an earthquake
at all...simply all of the Founding Fathers rolling over in their
graves simultaneously. 

 And speaking of  the Founding Fathers!

There should be a new rule: Limit all  U.S. politicians to two terms:

One in office

One in prison.

Illinois already does this.

• Cowboy: 

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates…. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?', St. Peter asked.   'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s - - t out of all of you!' St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?' 'Couple of minutes ago.'

And the blonde joke of the day!

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the Mechanic it died.  After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?' Hope all of you have a wonderful day!