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| Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. Thich Nhat Hanh |
I miss you Sam!!
I miss you Sam!!
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Shadow Shot Sunday!
Friday, August 12, 2011
Weekend Reflections
Except for when I turn on the TV and get the news, it's been a wonderful week! We've had sunshine and lovely skies and mild temps! So different from most of the country! Here are my reflections for the day! I wish you all a wonderful weekend with lots of love and laughter!
People with many interests live, not only longest, but happiest. George Matthew Allen |
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. Eleanor Roosevelt |
How a man plays a game shows something of his character, how he loses shows all of it. Anonymous |
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Sky Watch Friday!
We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poor house in an automobile. Will Rogers |
Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe |
In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. Albert Schweitzer |
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Evening, Wisdom and Beauty
Little Humor for Wednesday!
Ah, the joys of aging!! The video says it all!!
And .....
And .....
Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of Senators and Congressmen. It will be named the “Politician”.
It doesn't work and you can't fire it.
On a lighter note .......
Lovemaking Tips For Seniors
1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember..
6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..
8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbors are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
And how about a little septic tank humor?
Okay, okay! I've been bad enough for one day!
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember..
6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..
8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbors are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
And how about a little septic tank humor?
Okay, okay! I've been bad enough for one day!
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
ABC Wednesday - D!
Monday, August 8, 2011
That's My World!
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| Into the house where joy lives, happiness will gladly come. Japanese Proverb |
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Evening, Wisdom and Beauty
Pets Forever
Here I am, waiting for Mojo and her Dad!!!! Mom's birthday was on Thursday and they came to help us celebrate!!
| I was so excited! I didn't think they'd ever get there!! |
| We all went to the beach and WOW! Did Mojo have fun in the water!! |
I just watched!! I don't like getting all wet!
| And here we all are!! It sure was a fun day!!! Wonder when we can do it again?? Oh, and Mom said to tell you she promises not to use these pics again, but it was a fun day!! |
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Shadow Shot Sunday!
Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. Author Unknown |
| First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. |
Branch Rickey
A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. Anonymous |
Friday, August 5, 2011
Weekend Reflections
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book It was a very Happy Birthday!! Thank you, Adam! |
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. James Dent |
A life without love is like a year without summer. Swedish Proverb |
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Sky Watch Friday!
| We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. |
Author Unknown
| There is still no cure for the common birthday. John Glenn Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Chili Davis |
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. Author Unknown Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Charles Schulz |
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Evening, Wisdom and Beauty
Love is to the heart what the summer is to the farmer's year - it brings to harvest all the loveliest flowers of the soul. Author Unknown |
| Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby. |
Langston Hughes
Little Humor for Wednesday!
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: ' $90,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $ 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really a good deal.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: ' $90,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $ 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really a good deal.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
ABC Wednesday - C!
Monday, August 1, 2011
That's My World!
A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. Eleanor Roosevelt |
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb. Benjamin Franklin |
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. Oscar Wilde |
| Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh.... |
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I'm interested in almost everything. Use to like to travel, but it's too expensive now. I take Tai Chi classes, swim, volunteer in a Jump-start program for pre-schoolers. I'm an avid reader and like nearly everyone these days I follow politics avidly. I'm a former teacher and Special Projects Coordinator for a Telecommunications company, Assistant to the President of a Japanese silicon wafer manufacturing company. Am now enjoying retirement -- most of the time. I have two daughters, one son-in-law and two sons scattered all over the country. No grandchildren.
















