I haven't checked 'snopes.com' to see if this actually works or not; but they say, if you ever get the sudden urge to run around naked, you should drink some Windex first.
It'll keep you from streaking.
What can I say? It's been a long, cold, damp, gray, generally yucky day and I've gotten desperate enough to do most anything! And by the way, the Windex tastes terrible!!