These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper –
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog..
FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog. able to leap tall fences in a single bound..
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.
COWS: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale..
NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
And the best one?:
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything!
And how is this one for "typical human thinking"!
16 comments:
You had me laughing outloud this morning, Sylvia. The family must thinkk I'm demented. Love the doggie ads.
It's always nice to have a smile to brighten up a gray day. It is gray here in the Sacramento area as well.
Heheh. No one's ever happy with what they have.
omg PhQB you have outdone yourself. That wedding dress one is HYSTERICAL but my absolute FAV is the Yorkshire Terrier. I just fell over backwards on that one. These are just tooooo funny. You made my day :)
I haven't heard them ALL before so they cheered me up.
All good ones!
Love the humur, quite fun!! Happy New Year.
'Puppies: Half Cocker Spaniel, half sneaky neighbour's dog'
HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's so funny! Actually they're all funny, but that's the one that made me laugh out loud!
Great ads. Having had friends with a beastly Yorkie, I especially sympathize with that.
Stephanie's dress and the super dog had me laughing out loud--and yes, the cartoon has people nailed! LOL
These can't help but make you laugh out loud. Thanks I need that!
Sunny :)
It's gray here to, I needed a good laugh, thanks!
brilliant laughs! thank you
Hahaha ! exactly what I need to start the day !
Gay bulls must have a hard time.
Wife knows everything! ...yeah, she does...
Aaaack! I have that Nordic Trak!
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