A friend of mine in London sent these to me and I think they have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!
JACK (age 3)
was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'
MELANIE (age 5)
asked her Granny how old she was.. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'
STEVEN (age 3)
hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'
BRITTANY (age 4)
had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'
SUSAN (age 4)
was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough..'
DJ (age 4)
stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'
TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
JAMES (age 4)was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget
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This particular Sunday sermon....'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
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I'm interested in almost everything. Use to like to travel, but it's too expensive now. I take Tai Chi classes, swim, volunteer in a Jump-start program for pre-schoolers. I'm an avid reader and like nearly everyone these days I follow politics avidly. I'm a former teacher and Special Projects Coordinator for a Telecommunications company, Assistant to the President of a Japanese silicon wafer manufacturing company. Am now enjoying retirement -- most of the time. I have two daughters, one son-in-law and two sons scattered all over the country. No grandchildren.
11 comments:
ROFLMAO!!! These are all so wonderful. You never know what's going to come out of the mouths of babes :) Loved it. Have a wonderful Friday :)
You made me laugh too, sent one by face book and have told both my husband and my dotter a few of them, thank you, MB
I think we have the same friend :)
I read these a few times they were so good
reminds me, my niece used to start the Lord's Prayer ...
"Our Father who does his art in heaven
Harold is his name"
I loved when she did that :)
ROFL!!! I was grinning all the way through, but the flea and the butt dust nearly killed me!!
OMG Sylvia!
I lost my previous comment. Gremlins again!
That's ok , because this post was that funny for two comments.
Kids are so good hearted, of course he wanted to know how the flea was!
Have a great weekend sylvia!
Those are very cute! The "butt dust" comment really sent me into fits of laughter.
A couple of these gave me a good laugh. I like the "bed" one best.
Sylvia, thank you. These are precious. I particularly love the one about the child proof cap. I empathize. Can't open one myself any more.
Great kid quotes! I love the way they look at things.
LOL ... thanks for the chuckles ;-)
Hugs and blessings,
Children are so innocent. Sometimes they teach adults to laugh at themselves.
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