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Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
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20 comments:
Yep, I can see the appeal! Lol.
Sylvia, these are so much fun. Thanks for my morning smiles.
Blessings and smiles
I enjoyed it Sylvia but my wife didn't. Nice post
All so true.
OMG at the babies!! ROFL I wonder if it's too late to convince my husband to trade me 'up' for a dog?
:-P
Adorable liitle pup and I do love your "reasons" - they are very funny. Another thing about dogs, they never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.:-)
Enjoy your week.
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it's always been my experience that dogs make nicer people than people ;)
LOL...I enjoyed this :)
Lol! I enjoyed this post, Sylvia. I am a "dog people" so I know its really true! Lol!
Very funny (bit concerned about #10 though!) - otherwise I concur! No difference between men and women otherwise!
Funny....and so true!
Love it!!! Thank you - you made my morning just that little bit better!! :)
Sylvia,your posting is always refreshing and fun to read.
Thank you for sharing...
Fun list. I can see the appeal.
Sylvia;
If i were a man, I would maybe think twice about getting married!
So cute and just what I needed late this afternoon, a smile!
Yeah but I never had a wife who pooped in the middle of the carpet I just cleaned.
This is hilarious. I'm going to have to show my husband this post.
hahahaha....
points taken.
hahaha
When I had dogs, or my significant other had, they slept a lot. They sure were not ready to go 24 hours a day. It was more like 8 hours.
When I scrolled down, I found this and it made my day! LOL....
- Diana
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