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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

New road Side Assistance!!!

A friend sent me this and I think every woman's car should come with it ...

I had a flat tire yesterday, so I got out of the car and opened the trunk.
I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them, and stood them at the
rear of my car, facing oncoming traffic. They look so life-like you wouldn't believe it!

Cars started slowing down, looking at my life-like men, which made
it safer for me to work at the side of the road.

Traffic started backing up. Everybody was honking their horns and waving
like crazy.. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.

'What's going on here?'

'My car has a flat tire,' I said calmly.

'Well, what are those cardboard men doing here by the road?'

I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,

'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.'


22 comments:

Jenn Jilks said...

OK - that is the funniest thing I've read in a long time!!!!

Tammy said...

Hahahahaha! I love it!

Morgaine said...

Emergency Flashers! That's what I've forgotten.

Note to self: Stop at Chippendale's and pick up flashers, just in case of emergency.

Lois said...

What a hoot! Thanks for making me laugh today.

Anonymous said...

Very funny!

Bonnie Zieman, M.Ed. said...

Toooo funny. Gotta get me some!

Jan said...

I'm with Jenn, extremely funny.

lv2scpbk said...

That's too funny! Love it.

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

You had me going there.

Anonymous said...

OMG...this is just too funny. I love it. :) Sylvia it was so wonderful getting to meet you and have lunch with you. I'm so glad we got to :) I look forward to another visit :)

Chris said...

Great idea Sylvia, where do I get some.

christopher said...

Humor and wit...like lemons to lemonade...way to go!

bobbie said...

LUV it! Both the post and the pic.

Susan at Stony River said...

WHERE DO WE GET THOSE??!

Geeeze Sylvia, you can't leave out the important part!
LOL

Nydia said...

I agree with Susan!!! LOL

magiceye said...

lol
that was brilliant!

Bradley Hsi said...

It is good, really good.

jabblog said...

LOL!!!

storyteller said...

LOL ... too funny ;-)
Hugs and blessings,

Lakshmi said...

lol..i still cant get over it ..:)

Anonymous said...

OMG, funny. Missed it first time around. Thank you, Link Within!

Fun60 said...

That is so funny. Every car should have one.

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