If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....
Does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks... so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:
When you put the two words,
'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells THEIRS?
Life's too Short..
Dance like No One is Watching You!
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What Can I Say?
I'm interested in almost everything. Use to like to travel, but it's too expensive now. I take Tai Chi classes, swim, volunteer in a Jump-start program for pre-schoolers. I'm an avid reader and like nearly everyone these days I follow politics avidly. I'm a former teacher and Special Projects Coordinator for a Telecommunications company, Assistant to the President of a Japanese silicon wafer manufacturing company. Am now enjoying retirement -- most of the time. I have two daughters, one son-in-law and two sons scattered all over the country. No grandchildren.
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Funny way to start Sunday. Actually, don't the Chinese have soup spoons? I know that the Japanese have little chopsticks for kids. Hmmm... it's got me thinking.
Very funny, Sylvia. I am laughing so hard I can barely hear myself think.
Congratulations on your new Sister Award.
I loved these, what a giggle!
But that last line... Dance Like No One Is Watching You, oh I'm afraid I've got to take that one with me and put it on the wall.
Thanks Sylvia!
Hmm... these are awesome... I could not but help but chuckle out loud at these! A very good post to brighten my day!!
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Those are funny, Sylvia. Thanks for sharing.
Very funny questions, especially the one about enjoying diarrhea :)
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