A friend of mine sent this to me, knowing I was a former teacher and I could definitely relate!
Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am..'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand..
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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I'm interested in almost everything. Use to like to travel, but it's too expensive now. I take Tai Chi classes, swim, volunteer in a Jump-start program for pre-schoolers. I'm an avid reader and like nearly everyone these days I follow politics avidly. I'm a former teacher and Special Projects Coordinator for a Telecommunications company, Assistant to the President of a Japanese silicon wafer manufacturing company. Am now enjoying retirement -- most of the time. I have two daughters, one son-in-law and two sons scattered all over the country. No grandchildren.
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Hah hah, why you always get dirty?...these were good ones.
I have another one, somewhat dirty:
A teacher told the girls how to prevent sexual harassment, 'if a man lay his hands on your breasts, shout "Don't!" if he touch your bottom, shout "Stop!"'
One day, one of these girls was with two men, one laid his hands on her breasts and at the same time the other touched her bottom, and she followed her teacher's instruction to the letter. "Don't Stop!"
Well, the last one made me wince, but I liked it the best.
I'm just rolling on the floor laughing now!! Wish my kids turn out this smart!! HAHAHAHAHHA!!!
LOL! Kids!
HILARIOUS!! These jokes are probably non fictional...I wouldn't be surprised. Great post Sylvia!
how true, kids really get to the meat of it-don't they. no beating around the bush...
These are all so funny. Kids do say the funniest things. I loved the one about him saying he got dirtier because he was closer to the ground!
very funny.
hahahaha.....laughter is the best medicine Sylvia. Thanks for this post.
Thanks for the chuckles ;--)
Hugs and blessings,
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