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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

The Ultimate Quote of the Day!

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."


10 comments:

Pearl said...

Words to live by, Sylvia!

Pearl

Anonymous said...

Never looked at it that way but wow does it have some truth to it!
Thanks Sylvia :) hope you are keeping well <3
xsm

abb said...

Well! That's all kinds of perfection!

Great Grandma Lin said...

lol!

Peggy said...

Great quote, never realized what all we can do as women...I did know about the last line!

underOvr (aka The U) said...

Hi Sylvia,

As a man, I will just say, "Thank you for the wisdom of these words".

I regard this blog as a Crap-free zone; one of the many things I like about it.

U

Loran said...

I LIKE that quote!

magiceye said...

loved this!

kRiZcPEc said...

The last line made me burst out laughing - thanks goodness no one noticed. :)

Louis la Vache said...

The accuracy of the words on this truck was proven in the recent election - by both sides...

M. Scélérat, éditeur à «Louis»: Just stop right there... Don't go on one of your political rants...

«Louis» à M. Scélérat, éditeur: (grrrrrrrrrr..........)

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