Best Out-of-the-Office Messages
1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
3: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless mails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
4: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.
5: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.’(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
6: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
7: I’ve run away to join a different circus.
AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE PRIZE:
8: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘ Margaret ‘ instead of ‘Steve.’
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I'm interested in almost everything. Use to like to travel, but it's too expensive now. I take Tai Chi classes, swim, volunteer in a Jump-start program for pre-schoolers. I'm an avid reader and like nearly everyone these days I follow politics avidly. I'm a former teacher and Special Projects Coordinator for a Telecommunications company, Assistant to the President of a Japanese silicon wafer manufacturing company. Am now enjoying retirement -- most of the time. I have two daughters, one son-in-law and two sons scattered all over the country. No grandchildren.
13 comments:
LOL! Can I use them all??? and that last one, I did not think could compete with the others, until, I read it! :) Thanks for the laugh
what a chuckle!
Pity I no longer need those excuses!
These are gems! I'd love to leave some of those!!
Hi, think I've one.
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Just made it up.
these are great Sylvia!!
hahaha... I love the last!
Are YOU gonna charge us per letter in our comments? I'm gettin' worried.
I thought that the recovery period after Steve-Margaret operation would have been slightly longer than 2 weeks but maybe they are fast these days.
You always post something every day that is either humorous, beautiful, inspiring, or interesting. I am in awe of your creativity. Thank you for today's smile.
Too funny, especially the last one.
Sunny :)
Oh my gosh. That last one is too funny. Can you imagine if that really happened at someones job? Oh.My : )
Hahaha! These are great!
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