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Sunday, January 25, 2009

New Lyrics for Old Songs for Old Boomers

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
They include:
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .
Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba---
Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
And Last but NOT least:
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again

8 comments:

Aleks said...

great Sylvia,Im laughing my head of,you have had put it together as a mastermind,thank you.

Ugich Konitari said...

Stevie Wonder

I just called to say I fell down

Sylvia K said...

Ugich, I love your addition!

Susan at Stony River said...

Oh, what a marvellous anthology that would be, if only the lyrics were written! I laughed and laughed just reading the titles!

Anonymous said...

Gee, they say rock and roll keeps ya young, but now I'm not so sure...! But if laughing does, then I'm okay!!

A Scattering said...

waaaahhaaaaaha! this 53 year finds it hysterical!

Linda Reeder said...

I did actually laugh out loud. Usually I just good for a chuckle.
Sylvia, where do you find your material?!

Sylvia K said...

Linda, I have some crazy, wonderful, old friends across the country that are always sending me "stuff", some goes in the trash, but some of it is so good/funny I just have to share it. Glad you got a laugh!

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