I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed .
Then I go to see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along, & when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life!
Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.
And I am thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.
Now remember:Life is like a roll of toilet paper...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and Count your blessings!!!!!
9 comments:
This is a great one, Sylvia! And I'm with her all the way. Didn't know we were seeing the same people.
thanks for the laugh on the first day of december...
Ouch! Some of those guys really get around, don't know where they find the time!
Dang!!!! Those guys are two-timing me!!!! LOL
Those guys have a whole harem of women out here! I just love Maxine. She cracks me up.
Gotta Love Maxine!
That's a good one. I've been seeing several of those guys, too. They sure get around. Love Maxine.
Hilarious! Loved this!
This is too good for wordz ... seriously!!! Thanks for the laughter. It was just what I needed ;--)
Hugs and blessings,
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