Feel like singing?? How about Karaoke???
Okay, I've been pretty serious for a couple of days, time to lighten up!
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her
brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They
always catch the second person.
4) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
5) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
6) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
7) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of
milk.
8) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge, mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that
held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the
inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre,
not the toy.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I
can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do
while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation
from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but
nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy
beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
10 comments:
Oh, great laughs! I was going to tell you my favourite, but I have too many---the success list is brilliant!
Thanks Sylvia!
It must have been fun getting that cats to pose. Maybe the mike was attached to them and then their tails were pulled! Oh, I'm a cynic. I'm sure they were really singing 'Pussy Cat Pussy Cat'.
that was profound! lol!
Oh how true all of that is...especially that last one.
Humm.. old age is second childhood. I want to share this with you, "At tewnty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion, at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent, at sixty a dog, at seventy an ape,and at eighty nothing" ...Baltasar Gracian. Peacock at twenty and ape at seventy I can understand but in between ...Why he thinks so I am not able to.
Really, really terrific. They're funny BUT true! Thank you for the laugh!
OMG Sylvia that picture of those cats is going to make me have nightmares! Oh how true, yet how scary, are the four stages of life? thanks for the laughs!
LOL Thanks!
All very funny and much of which made me smile. And the picture of the cats. Incredible. :) I remember being at your blog before Sylvia, probably from doing the rounds on sky watch. I like Maithri and his blog a lot too. He definitely holds a lot of passion for life and the world. I saw your book on your other blog. I will have to take a peek at it sometime soon.
Thanks for the laughter to break up my blogging ;--)
Hugs and blessings,
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