Needless to say it's far too late for this old girl, but thought I should pass it on anyway since it came from a lovely, young friend of mine.
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'
8 comments:
HA HA HA. Too late for me too but will pass it on to my daughter instead!!
"It is important those 4 men don't know each other"
*giggle snort* Awesome! Right about now, I can really understand that concept! haha
Funny, funny, funny!
Hilllllarrious! Thank you for the happy laugh.
Amen
Oh the four men made me laugh out loud! Then my husband asked what, and I said "NOTHING!", but when he heard it he laughed harder than I did.
Thanks Sylvia!
Those five tips made me laugh out loud. I always appreciate a good laugh in the morning.
Oh, Sylvia, you are soooo bad! Rofl! ... one thing's for sure, one man with all those qualities is very hard to find... but amen to all that! I really would appreciate the laughing part!... and lol! on the sagging boobs!
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